Leah says the darndest things!

I have been compiling a list of most of the funny things that Leah says since March. I try to write everything down, but I occasionally forget. Today I wanted to share with you a few of my favorites!


“I am Princess Queen and THIS is my dance floor!”


As I was stepping out of the shower, Leah ran in and told me that she was hungry. I told her that she needed to wait until I got dresses. She followed me into my bedroom and patiently waited as I dressed. As I finally pulled a shirt on, she smiled and said, “You look great, mommy… now get me a snack!”


Me: No

Leah: I don’t like that word and I don’t want to hear it anymore!


Doctor: It looks like you have an ear infection.

Leah: Awww… I don’t bewieve it!


Leah: I don’t want too many brothers and sisters.

Me: Oh. How many do you want?

Leah: Just four!


Leah: Mommy, what’s that? 

Me: My shadow.

Leah: Oh, it looks just like a cow!


While putting her to bed: It’s not great without my nuk. I’ll probably cry when you leave. 


“Mommy! Daddy stands up when he pees!”


“Hi Daddy! Did you make the monies today?”


Dave was busy installing our DirecTV, so I asked Leah if she wanted me to send him in to give her a quick goodnight kiss. She replied, 

“Nah. It’s not like I’m crying or anything.”

Dates Unknown:

(pretending to be my Grandma): “You can’t go swimming right now. There’s too many technicals in the pool.

“I am all out of freakin’ kisses!”


Erica(photographer): Leah, will you sit here by yourself so I can take your picture?

Leah: I absolutely will not.


Leah(in bed): Mommy!

I open the door and say “What Leah?”

Leah: I just wanted to say I like your shirt!

I hope these made you smile! Have a great day!









































2 thoughts on “Leah says the darndest things!

  1. As “Mana,” a.k.a., Leah’s grandma, I’d like to add the following:

    Summer 2012

    “No, I AM’NT!!” (in the same tone her mother used when she was 3!)

    “Fweakin’ door!”

    “Poppa, you need a time-out!”

    “C’mon, Mana, wets play in my woom!”

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