Leah: What’s that on my floor?
Me: It’s your dirty clothes, because someone forgot to go put them in the hamper.
Leah: Oh. Who?
Leah: No way, that’s not my job. It’s your job!
Me: No, it’s your job. I have enough jobs.
Leah: I have enough jobs, too. It’s my job to snuggle, pick up my toys, be funny, sing songs, and play!