Leah: Mommy, I really miss Max and Ruby. Don’t you miss having cable?
Me: Sometimes. But it saves us a lot of money to not have it, and we still have Netflix to watch tv.
Leah: It costs a lot of money for cable?
Me: Yes. Way too much just to watch tv.
Leah: Oh mommy, you’ve had the solution to this problem all along- me!
Me: What do you mean you??
Leah: I will start training to be a pop star, and soon I will make just as much money as Daddy! And then I’ll pay for the cable.
Oh, well why on Earth didn’t I think of that?